With Easter right around the corner, we all shall soon be filling our hearts with joy and our tummies with candy. I, the King of Candy have compiled a tier list of the top ten Easter treats that you could look forward to.
10 Sour Patch Bunnies
Do I even have to explain. I will anyway. A sour candy on a sweet holiday, come on man. In all honesty, these aren’t that bad, but
9 Starburst Jelly Beans
Now while this is definitely not the worst candy, it is mid. This is due to the fact that it does not taste like Starbursts or JellyBellies. Not bad, none the less.
8 Hollow Chocolate Bunnies
These are not bad at all, but man, you can really only handle a couple bites.
7 Sweetarts Jelly Beans
Now I know I said no sour things on Easter but I will make an exception for these because of their perfect ratio of both the sweet and the sour, keeping the balance at peace.
6 Reese’s Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups
Pro Tip: If you let this sit in the sun for a couple minutes or even in the microwave for a few seconds the mallow-top will be melted and creamy.
5 Hershey’s Easter Egg Assortment
Well since they are all Hershey I don’t have to go into too much detail on how good they are but, HOLY MOSES THESE ARE GOOD!
4 Krabby Patty Gummies
You ever trade with your little cousin who has no clue about the tier list so you trade him/her something B tier for this S+ tier delight?
3 Dove White Chocolate + Lemon Meringue
Now these are Heavenly… Lemon Meringue goes hard on Easter morning.
2 Reese’s White Chocolate Eggs
These are definitely in the top three Easter treats of all time. Like come on it’s white chocolate we’re talking about here.
1 Peeps Marshmallow Chicks
These beauties are definitely number one. Because of their nice marshmallow interior with an assorted thin layer of colored sprinkles it is the closest tasting Easter candy to Heaven possible.