The Birds Are Not Real

          Remember seeing that pigeon on the road or in the sky the other day? Yes you do, the pigeons are drones designed to spy on us. They work for the government. 

          From the wise words of Kendrick Smith, “All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies who are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.” His wise words prove that all of the birds are actually spies. I mean, have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

          We focus mainly on pigeons because they seem to be around the most, those fat little flying chickens. “‘They’re not working for just any bourgeoisie either… they’re working for the Russian bourgeoisie,’ comrade Connie Crawford said.” How do the Russians seem to know our every move? Pigeons!

          We have people we know working against us, using the birds, they have become our enemies. To support my claim, I have found this, “Rather, the Russian bourgeoisie collaborated with American gazillionaires such as Jeff Bezzzos, Baby Mr. Peanut and Miss Piggy to create mechanical birds to spy on the American People.” This proves we can’t trust the people with money and their devilish “birds.”